Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Oh We Just Love the News

Uncle Dick Goes To Iraq
BAGHDAD, Iraq - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney met Iraqi leaders on Wednesday during an unannounced visit to Baghdad, and was expected to press for more progress in meeting political benchmarks aimed at ending sectarian violence.

So far no ones been shot in The Face
Dick gets yet another military Deferment.
He's also there to tell all parties that they should Work Together.
This from the same bunch that tried to create a single party state in America.

Thinking of Immigrating To America.
U.S. immigration officials sedated two foreign nationals against their will during failed attempts to deport them in Los Angeles, the men and their attorneys said Tuesday.

Indonesian immigrant Raymond Soeoth, 38, who was appealing his case for political asylum, was sedated with antipsychotic drugs in December 2004 at a San Pedro detention facility; Senegal immigrant Amadou Diouf, 31, also pursuing an appeal for permanent legal status, was medicated in February 2006 while on a commercial plane at Los Angeles International Airport, according to both men and the medical files they said they obtained from Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

You had better hope they don't to deport Your Ass. Why?
Because your trip libel to start long before you board the plane.

Would You Like To Take Boxing Lessons?
Legislators in Taiwan threw punches, sprayed water and wrestled violently, in a row over an electoral reform bill.

The brawl broke out when more than 24 members of parliament from the ruling Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) stormed the Speaker's podium.

They were trying to stop the Speaker addressing the bill, and accuse the opposition of delaying the 2007 budget.

That's right just become a member of the Taiwanese Parliament and you'll soon be a boxing legend and world champion. Good Luck

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