Showing posts with label Late Night Ignoring Asia. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Late Night Ignoring Asia




Doraemon meets Dragon Ball in the weirdest mash up we’ve seen today


Preston Phro 


The Internet, in all its infinite wisdom and fluffy kittens, can get pretty weird sometimes, as you are all probably very well aware. And that’s fine! When you’re tapping into the collective consciousness of the whole globe, you should expect to find the unexpected. But sometimes you really hit the wacky gold. Like this cartoon of Doraemon mashed together with Dragon Ball, complete with strained voice acting, over-the-top sound effects, and the most painful battles we’ve ever seen. It’s…look, you should just go ahead and click to read more now.


We’ve captured all of the panels as presented in the video, which was originally posted to YouTube in 2008, and provided translations below, so you can read it if you’re at work or not sure about some of the Japanese. Either way, be sure to watch the actual video (at the bottom) as soon as you can–the sound adds a whole other dimension of crazy to the proceedings. You definitely won’t need acid to go on this trip!






So You Want To Teach The Kiddies English
What Better Way Than A Little Invective 



You're Not Getting Any Respect From Your Colleagues. 
How Do You To Change That?  A Little Pee.


Your Car Just Got The Boot
And No It Wasn't In The A***



Go on take the money and run

Taipei police officers are searching for a convicted criminal who fled from under police guard at the Shilin District Court yesterday morning after attending a hearing.
The district court said the 33-year-old convict, Chang Wen-chung (張文忠), was brought to court from the Taipei Prison to attend a hearing. He managed to flee while a police officer was escorting him along a corridor on the building’s second floor.
The district court said the handcuffed Chang kicked the officer and pushed him to the ground, before climbing through a balustrade at the window and jumping to the ground.











Friday, August 16, 2013

Late Night ignoring Asia

I guess the fish out of water joke is out


There’s just something so engaging about castles, princesses, and fairies. Then there are mermaids, whose magical nature draws all sorts of fans.
Welcome to the Philippine Mermaid Swimming Academy in Manila.
The school offers 40 dollars’ worth of a two-hour make-believe sessions in which students wear mono-tails to look, swim and perform underwater tricks like mermaids do.
Professional divers and swimmers coach students in making bubble rings, as well as doing dolphin kicks and handstands.
Instructor Anabelle Jimenez highlights the beauty, grace and the adventure closely associated with mermaids. These qualities, she points out, draw the interest of kids and young adults alike.
Don't even go there with the sushi jokes




Who's watching you.  Who are calling

Police have arrested a Tokyo man who made 28,000 prank phone calls to emergency number 110.
According to police, Teruo Nozaki, 44, a part-time convenience store worker, made the hoax calls from his cell phone from January 2012 until June this year, NTV reported.
Police said that Nozaki sometimes called 110 up to 1,500 times a day and when someone answered, he would immediately hang up.
Nozaki was quoted by police as saying “I did it because I was irritated by the fact that I was always watched by police,” NTV reported.





What you did you say?


A U.S. appeals court in New York Thursday rejected a defamation lawsuit filed by Dongguk University against Yale University, ruling that 
the Ivy League college did not intentionally damage the reputation of the school in Seoul.

Dongguk hired Shin Jeong-ah as its art history professor in September 2005 based on a fax from Yale which wrongly confirmed that she had earned a doctorate from the school the same year.

Controversy erupted two years later when Dongguk discovered that Shin might have plagiarized her dissertation and emailed an inquiry to a Yale librarian, who said the Ivy League school had no record of Shin’s dissertation, the appeals court said. Other administrators confirmed she never obtained a degree, and Shin resigned from Dongguk in June 2007.
  
Liar 











Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Late Night Ignoring Asia

North Korea writes an editorial

Defense Forces" and the U.S. forces in Japan to cope with the "possibility of guerrilla and special units' actions accompanied by "missile attack".
This is a provocative claim negating the root cause of the escalating regional tension. It is nothing but a broad hoax of Japan to justify its moves to turn it into a military giant which have gone beyond the danger line.
The escalating tension on the Korean Peninsula and other parts in the region is mainly attributable to the U.S. persistent hostile policy toward the DPRK and its military build-up in the region.
Recently the U.S. has worked hard to disturb all conditions and environment for the DPRK's peaceful economic construction and its efforts to improve the people's living standard, a vivid expression of the former's hostile policy toward the latter.

A whole of paranoia ensues 




Japanese political party leader cautions

TOKYO
Natsuo Yamaguchi, who heads the New Komeito Party, on Monday cautioned cabinet ministers about making controversial remarks. The New Komeito Party is the junior coalition partner of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party.
Yamaguchi made the remarks in reference to last week’s controversy over comments by Deputy Prime Minister Taro Aso on Nazi Germany.

Ruling party about inserting foot in mouth 





I can't believe it isn't food

Think of the most gut-wrenching fake food scandals in the past decade, and what probably springs to mind is the melamine-tainted milk or contaminated meat scares that have marred China’s food industry.
But there’s even more.
Here’s a quick roundup of the nine most notorious food-related incidents reported in the most populous country in the world:
1.) Cardboard Meat Stuffed in Steamed Buns
What better way is there to cut production costs than to use cardboard in lieu of genuine meat? In this undated photo, the cardboard cuts are soaked in caustic soda, chopped into shreds, and drizzled with spices and pork flavoring.
This process may sound plausible, but in 2007, state-owned China Daily reported the arrest of a television reporter in Beijing for releasing allegedly false reports that an unlicensed food store was selling these cardboard-stuffed steamed buns.
To date, no supporting reports have confirmed that such practice exists in Chinese markets.
It tastes just like real imitation food  






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