Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fun News From Asia

That's right here's your amazing news from Asia. It's more fun than cutting brush with Bush.








Take the train get a free Peep Show

Teacher who flashed private parts on train arrested after hitting station worker

YOKOHAMA -- A drunk high school teacher who exposed his private parts on a train Wednesday night was arrested after hitting a station worker who attempted to question him, police said Thursday.

Masato Sato, 45, who teaches English at Meguro Gakuin High School, stands accused of assault.
At around 8:10 p.m. on Wednesday, a passenger on a Tokyu Railway Denen-Toshi Line train notified the conductor that a man was exposing his private parts, according to investigators. Alerted by the conductor, a worker at Azamino Station in Aoba-ku, Yokohama, asked Sato to come to a station office for questioning. The suspect then hit the worker in the face.

Sato attempted to escape, but the station worker overpowered him and handed him over to police officers. Sato was on his way home after drinking with a colleague.

Since Masto is an English teacher one has to wonder if he is now going to teach his students slang for the those private parts.

Old drawers are a gold mine

As online panty recycle biz blooms, traditional trade hits the skids
Fierce competition has radically transformed Japan's booming bloomer buying business, according to Weekly Playboy (11/5).

Shitagi Bijutsukan boasts of getting up to 100,000 visits a day to its site selling soiled skids from women whose ages range from their 20s to 50s.

"One of the reasons why access is so high is because so many people are using our forum to post photos of their wives posing in their underwear. At the same time as digital cameras having become cheaper and more functional, there has been an increase in the number of adventurous couples who like taking photos of women in their underwear," the operator of the site tells Weekly Playboy. "Panty shots used to be the domain of only a small number of couples who went quietly about their business, but with the Internet now a part of so many people's daily lives, more and more couples have become brazen about what they do. It's surprising even me."

I don't know about you? Its always been my life long dream to own a used pair of womens panties. Yea, right. Like I really want a nasty pair of used panties. In case you are wondering and I'm sure you are one can purchase a pair of used "high school" girls panties from a roadside porn vending machine near you.

WHAT WAS ON THE TUBE (OCT. 29-NOV. 2)
1. Much of the public anger against the loud-mouthed Kameda boxing family subsides after Koki Kameda, the eldest of the three brothers, apologizes for the blunders and behavior of his younger brother Daiki and father Shiro. Koki, speaking now less provocatively, leaves for Mexico to watch an amateur bout involving Tomoki, the youngest brother. 5 hr, 39 min, 13 sec

2. News breaks that Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda and opposition leader Ichiro Ozawa discussed forming a possible grand coalition. And why not? It's not like there are any serious issues pending, like the ailing public pension system, hepatitis infections through tainted blood products, Japan's role in the war against terror, and Defense Ministry scandals. 4 hr, 40 min, 43 sec

3. Rampant mislabeling in the food industry has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. Senba Kitcho, operator of the exclusive restaurant Kitcho, falsified expiration dates on precooked food and desserts in Fukuoka. In Mie Prefecture, Ofukumochi-Honke joins its rival, Akafuku Co., in a mislabeling scandal. And Mister Donut admits to using old syrup in its drinks. 2 hr, 4 min, 24 sec

Mislabeled Food This comes on the heels of mixing hamburger with chicken lips and feet.

Kameda Family: Just because Daiki turned a boxing match into a Pro-Wrestling bout why would anyone be upset.

Paris Hilton finds charity work
American socialite Paris Hilton may not be ready for her planned charity work in Rwanda, but she was up for judging a beauty contest in Tokyo this week.

Hilton and her younger sister, Nicky, each chose one finalist for the Miss Universe Japan contest Tuesday. A dozen or so more will be selected next month.

"I love Tokyo," Hilton said. "The shopping is great."

Hilton has promised to improve her bad-girl image since she finished a jail term in June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. She had announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda this month for the Playing for Good Foundation but later decided to postpone the trip.

I guess shopping in Rwanda isn't all that great!

Man steals car hits tree: Big News In Australia. Both live.

Paying respects to the dead only leads to jail.

A nationwide crackdown on gangs was launched on Tuesday morning and 931 alleged gangsters had been arrested by yesterday morning, the National Police Agency (NPA) said yesterday.

Twenty-two gang bosses, 201 gang members and 708 other gangsters were arrested in the crackdown, the agency said in a statement.

The crackdown came on the eve of the funeral for Bamboo Union gang leader Chen Chi-li (陳啟禮) today. Chen died of pancreatic cancer in Hong Kong on Oct. 4.

The police agency said the Bamboo Union was the main target of the crackdown, and six leaders of the gang's branches had been apprehended.

Alleged branch leader Chang Wei-an (張維安) and eight of his alleged gang members were arrested yesterday for selling drugs in Ilan County.

Never underestimate the power of death.

Bush ignorant of history: Karat

Special Correspondent

NEW DELHI: Communist Party of India (Marxist) general secretary Prakash Karat said on Wednesday it was “foolish” of U.S. President George Bush to have compared Lenin with Hitler.

Mr. Karat was reacting to remarks made by Mr. Bush a few days ago, where the U.S. President drew comparisons between Lenin, Hitler and Osama bin Laden. “It was foolish for him [George Bush] to have compared Lenin with Hitler or Osama bin Laden. It only shows that he is ignorant of history.”

Bush ignorant of history? George Bush is ignorant on every subject including life, liberty and happiness.

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