Welcome to this week with Anpanman the front runner in the race to be the next President of the United States.
Anpanman is leading in the polls do to his superior intellect which he achieved by having a perfectly round head. Having been trapped there by centrifugal force and what a force it is. He can fly. Can your candidate? I think not. Does your candidates name come from the Spanish for bread of course not because your candidate has a real name. Whatever that may be. Did Anpanman vote against creating slided bread before he decided he was for it? How should I know he's a Japanese anime character.
Has Anpanman created controversy? Yes. When he accused Doraemon of being a blue robot cat without ears
Which, while completely true Anpanman was just playing to his wilded eyed base of blue cats with no ears haters.
If Anpanman becomes President of the United States what will he do for you the voting public?
Anime for all. Whether you want it or not
Sliced bread in all shapes and sizes
He will flip and flop with the best of them
Joining the Joe Lieberman party of one is out
Bill O'Reilly will be Secretary of Culture Wars After all we have to stop those attacks on Valentines Day
Anpanman will only get his news from his ardent supporters: Because it
will make him and you feel good
Anpanman for President because anyone else is just too real.
Anpanman is leading in the polls do to his superior intellect which he achieved by having a perfectly round head. Having been trapped there by centrifugal force and what a force it is. He can fly. Can your candidate? I think not. Does your candidates name come from the Spanish for bread of course not because your candidate has a real name. Whatever that may be. Did Anpanman vote against creating slided bread before he decided he was for it? How should I know he's a Japanese anime character.
Has Anpanman created controversy? Yes. When he accused Doraemon of being a blue robot cat without ears
Which, while completely true Anpanman was just playing to his wilded eyed base of blue cats with no ears haters.
If Anpanman becomes President of the United States what will he do for you the voting public?
Anime for all. Whether you want it or not
Sliced bread in all shapes and sizes
He will flip and flop with the best of them
Joining the Joe Lieberman party of one is out
Bill O'Reilly will be Secretary of Culture Wars After all we have to stop those attacks on Valentines Day
Anpanman will only get his news from his ardent supporters: Because it
will make him and you feel good
Anpanman for President because anyone else is just too real.
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