Credit: Blue Gal
Little did you, I or the rest of the world know there is an infestation of Commies in the United States House of Representatives. We're not talking about one or two but 80 of those Red bastards. What does it all mean?
First You'd better call your bomb shelter contractor to have one installed so that you might survive the bombs you know are coming.
Second The Red Scare will have to be brought back to life so that you can accuse your lying boss of being a card carrying Red
Third Tail Gunner Joe will need to be resurrected. Well put Lord Voldemort on that
Fourth Those old Cold War cliches will be needed: Better Dead Than Red Killing Commies For Mommies
Fifth Fluoridation of the water must be stopped because it will lead to becoming a RED
Yes, little did those of us living outside of the United States know that the Commies had returned. We can thank Republican Congressman Alan West of Florida for exposing this hidden threat.
Be prepared the Red Dawn is coming
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