Showing posts with label Aichi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aichi. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Questions And Answers For 21 May

Question: How do you know Republicans voters have gone completely around the twist?
Answer: When a QAnon loving candidate wins the primary election ensuring a defeat in November.

Question: What's the best way piss off the people of Hong Kong and start large protests again?
Answer:  You get China's rubber stamp parliament to enact a national security law that will undermine Hong Kong's basic law.

Question: Has Donald Trump's the media is the enemy of the people had any affect?
Answer: Ask the the 20 journalists arrested in Bangladesh for being critical of the government in posts and articles.

Question: Is it a good idea to ask a Democrat to point out the lies of Donald Trump?
Answer: Only if you're into self abuse and humiliation.

Question: What's the best way to drum up support for the local football team when no fans are allowed in the stadium?
Answer: If you're FC Seoul you bulk purchase sex dolls and put them in the seats.

Question: Is gambling the best way to occupy your time during a coronavirus lockdown?
Answer: Not if it's an illegal casino and the Japanese police arrest 23 people for illegal gambling 

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Japanese Asshole Goes Bar Hoping Infected With The Coronavirus

A Japanese man living in Gamagori Aichi Japan decided to go bar hoping after being informed that he had been infected with the coronavirus.  Having gotten the virus from his parents whom he lives with.  Obviously he believes like Donald Trump and his supporters that it's all, either a Chinese or Democratic hoax meant to harm his reelection chances. 

 A man has gone bar-hopping in order to spread the coronavirus after discovering he was infected, reports suggest.
Despite being asymptomatic, he tested positive at a hospital in the Japanese city of Gamagori on Wednesday after both of his parents contracted the virus, and was told to wait at home until space at a suitable medical facility could be found for him the following day.
Instead, Fuji News Network (FNN) reports he decided to visit two bars in the small coastal city after telling a family member: “I am going to spread the virus.”
The man, in his 50s, allegedly took a took a taxi to an izakaya bar – informal establishments akin to pubs – before walking on foot to a Filipino bar, according to the Tokyo Reporter.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

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