Thursday, May 21, 2020

Questions And Answers For 21 May

Question: How do you know Republicans voters have gone completely around the twist?
Answer: When a QAnon loving candidate wins the primary election ensuring a defeat in November.

Question: What's the best way piss off the people of Hong Kong and start large protests again?
Answer:  You get China's rubber stamp parliament to enact a national security law that will undermine Hong Kong's basic law.

Question: Has Donald Trump's the media is the enemy of the people had any affect?
Answer: Ask the the 20 journalists arrested in Bangladesh for being critical of the government in posts and articles.

Question: Is it a good idea to ask a Democrat to point out the lies of Donald Trump?
Answer: Only if you're into self abuse and humiliation.

Question: What's the best way to drum up support for the local football team when no fans are allowed in the stadium?
Answer: If you're FC Seoul you bulk purchase sex dolls and put them in the seats.

Question: Is gambling the best way to occupy your time during a coronavirus lockdown?
Answer: Not if it's an illegal casino and the Japanese police arrest 23 people for illegal gambling 

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