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In his editorial New Rule, Bill calls on Americans to cool it with the death threats.

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‘The shutdown is actually underway anyway — all the time’; ‘Don Jr. thought he was the family dipsh*t’: Bill Maher (videos)

Bill Maher began Friday’s “Real Time” by talking about President Donald Trump desire to fire special prosecutor Robert Mueller.

“He only backed off after Don McGahn said, ‘You know this isn’t a TV show, right?'” Maher said. He went on to say that Trump thought he could fire Mueller because the special counsel quit Trump’s club and didn’t pay his bills.

“First Stormy Daniels and now Mueller? Has there been anyone who Trump hasn’t tried to f*ck on the golf course?” Maher joked.

Maher noted that even Donald Trump Jr. was asking “I thought I was supposed to be the family dipsh*t.”

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Maher: 'Welcome To The Apprentice, Nuclear Edition'

MAHER: I think we're all thinking the same thing, TGIF, after a week of WTAF. It seems like there was a year's worth of news stuffed into a week. So let's start with, the president fired the FBI Director, the man who was investigating him. How'd you like to be able to do that? …

And the way he did it. Of course Trump can't do anything without doing it like a little bitch. One minute into the show and I've lost my mind already. …

Instead of calling Comey up like a real man would do and telling him, or in person, no, he sends his albino assassin, with a letter that says “You are hereby terminated and removed from office effective immediately... sincerely Vladimir Putin.”

Trump had his surrogates go out there and say “Well this is all very routine. The president simply lost confidence in Director Comey's ability to mislead and it came down to a character issue.”

Yeah, Comey had some.

Get this. The main reason they said that Comey had to go had nothing to do with Russia. It was all about how unfair he was to Hillary. This insulted Sarah Palin's intelligence. …

He admitted obstruction of justice right there on live national television, and the Republicans... “Nothing to see here.” Because we all live now in America-agua . Would you like a little banana with your Republic?

Can you imagine what the Republicans would be saying if Hillary was doing this? The articles of impeachment wouldn't just be drafted, Roger Stone would have them tattooed on his back by now.

And, a little over a hundred days we are in this administration. The acting Attorney General, fired. National Security Advisor, you're fired. FBI Director, you're fired. Welcome to The Apprentice, nuclear edition

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Maher: 'If Trump Was A Man, He'd Stop Whining Like A Little Bitch'

Bill Maher knows how to push Donald Trump's buttons. Last night, he did it in front of a terribly rude, interrupting Ann Coulter in his New Rules segment. Thankfully for most of us viewers, she could only sit there and listen. Maher verbally assailed Coulter's dream candidate which was glorious and so well-deserved. Luckily, the format…

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After Us Weekly Magazine published their recent article about Hillary Clinton, "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," in the interest of "equal time," Real Time host Bill Maher shared their version of Ted Cruz' article, which Maher said was coming out next week. Some highlights: I spent my entire freshman year of high school stuffed…

Bill Maher: 'What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas' Should Apply Everywhere

Bill Maher's New Rules on the price we're paying for the lack of privacy in America, whether it's the NSA, or the telecoms or social networking and what should be done about it. MAHER: And finally, New Rule, the ad slogan, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" must be expanded to include the entire country,…