Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Asian Headline News Thursday Nov. 15

Todays Headlines, Pakistan police charge Imran Khan, Myanmar authorities continue arrests of activists, U.S. policy on Iraq Shi'ites could aid Iran: report, Musharraf says he'll quit army this month,




Pakistani police have charged opposition figure Imran Khan under the anti-terrorism act after his first public appearance under the emergency.

Details were not given but one official said Mr Khan had been disturbing the peace by attending a student protest against President Pervez Musharraf.


Myanmar authorities continue arrests of activists
YANGON, Myanmar (AP) -- Myanmar's military junta arrested three more activists Wednesday, witnesses said, surging ahead with a crackdown even as it hosted a U.N. human rights investigator and insisted that all arrests had stopped.
The latest to be nabbed were at least three people handing out anti-regime pamphlets at the busy Thiri Mingalar fruit and vegetable market in Yangon, shoppers and other witnesses said, speaking on condition of anonymity because they feared reprisals from the government.


U.S. policy on Iraq Shi'ites could aid Iran: report
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration's courtship of the biggest Shi'ite party in Iraq could worsen a dangerous rift between rival Shi'ite groups and ultimately give Iran a greater political role, a think tank said on Wednesday.


The Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council, or SIIC, a cornerstone of the political alliance behind Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki, has enjoyed close relations with Washington since the U.S.-led invasion to topple Saddam Hussein in 2003, unlike the rival Shi'ite movement led by anti-American cleric Moqtada al Sadr.


Musharraf says he'll quit army this monthRAWALPINDI, Pakistan - President Gen. Pervez Musharraf said Wednesday he expects to step down as army chief by the end of November and begin a new presidential term as a civilian, warning that Pakistan risked chaos if he gave into opposition demands to resign.

In an interview with The Associated Press, he blamed former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, currently under house arrest, for fueling political turmoil, and rejected Western pressure to quickly lift emergency rule, which he indicated was likely to continue through the January elections.

Monday, November 12, 2007

This Week With Anpanman For President

Welcome to this week with Anpanman the front runner in the race to be the next President of the United States.





Anpanman is leading in the polls do to his superior intellect which he achieved by having a perfectly round head. Having been trapped there by centrifugal force and what a force it is. He can fly. Can your candidate? I think not. Does your candidates name come from the Spanish for bread of course not because your candidate has a real name. Whatever that may be. Did Anpanman vote against creating slided bread before he decided he was for it? How should I know he's a Japanese anime character.

Has Anpanman created controversy? Yes. When he accused Doraemon of being a blue robot cat without ears



Which, while completely true Anpanman was just playing to his wilded eyed base of blue cats with no ears haters.

If Anpanman becomes President of the United States what will he do for you the voting public?

Anime for all. Whether you want it or not

Sliced bread in all shapes and sizes

He will flip and flop with the best of them

Joining the Joe Lieberman party of one is out

Bill O'Reilly will be Secretary of Culture Wars After all we have to stop those attacks on Valentines Day

Anpanman will only get his news from his ardent supporters: Because it
will make him and you feel good

Anpanman for President because anyone else is just too real.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fun News From Asia

That's right here's your amazing news from Asia. It's more fun than cutting brush with Bush.








Take the train get a free Peep Show

Teacher who flashed private parts on train arrested after hitting station worker

YOKOHAMA -- A drunk high school teacher who exposed his private parts on a train Wednesday night was arrested after hitting a station worker who attempted to question him, police said Thursday.

Masato Sato, 45, who teaches English at Meguro Gakuin High School, stands accused of assault.
At around 8:10 p.m. on Wednesday, a passenger on a Tokyu Railway Denen-Toshi Line train notified the conductor that a man was exposing his private parts, according to investigators. Alerted by the conductor, a worker at Azamino Station in Aoba-ku, Yokohama, asked Sato to come to a station office for questioning. The suspect then hit the worker in the face.

Sato attempted to escape, but the station worker overpowered him and handed him over to police officers. Sato was on his way home after drinking with a colleague.

Since Masto is an English teacher one has to wonder if he is now going to teach his students slang for the those private parts.

Old drawers are a gold mine

As online panty recycle biz blooms, traditional trade hits the skids
Fierce competition has radically transformed Japan's booming bloomer buying business, according to Weekly Playboy (11/5).

Shitagi Bijutsukan boasts of getting up to 100,000 visits a day to its site selling soiled skids from women whose ages range from their 20s to 50s.

"One of the reasons why access is so high is because so many people are using our forum to post photos of their wives posing in their underwear. At the same time as digital cameras having become cheaper and more functional, there has been an increase in the number of adventurous couples who like taking photos of women in their underwear," the operator of the site tells Weekly Playboy. "Panty shots used to be the domain of only a small number of couples who went quietly about their business, but with the Internet now a part of so many people's daily lives, more and more couples have become brazen about what they do. It's surprising even me."

I don't know about you? Its always been my life long dream to own a used pair of womens panties. Yea, right. Like I really want a nasty pair of used panties. In case you are wondering and I'm sure you are one can purchase a pair of used "high school" girls panties from a roadside porn vending machine near you.

WHAT WAS ON THE TUBE (OCT. 29-NOV. 2)
1. Much of the public anger against the loud-mouthed Kameda boxing family subsides after Koki Kameda, the eldest of the three brothers, apologizes for the blunders and behavior of his younger brother Daiki and father Shiro. Koki, speaking now less provocatively, leaves for Mexico to watch an amateur bout involving Tomoki, the youngest brother. 5 hr, 39 min, 13 sec

2. News breaks that Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda and opposition leader Ichiro Ozawa discussed forming a possible grand coalition. And why not? It's not like there are any serious issues pending, like the ailing public pension system, hepatitis infections through tainted blood products, Japan's role in the war against terror, and Defense Ministry scandals. 4 hr, 40 min, 43 sec

3. Rampant mislabeling in the food industry has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. Senba Kitcho, operator of the exclusive restaurant Kitcho, falsified expiration dates on precooked food and desserts in Fukuoka. In Mie Prefecture, Ofukumochi-Honke joins its rival, Akafuku Co., in a mislabeling scandal. And Mister Donut admits to using old syrup in its drinks. 2 hr, 4 min, 24 sec

Mislabeled Food This comes on the heels of mixing hamburger with chicken lips and feet.

Kameda Family: Just because Daiki turned a boxing match into a Pro-Wrestling bout why would anyone be upset.

Paris Hilton finds charity work
American socialite Paris Hilton may not be ready for her planned charity work in Rwanda, but she was up for judging a beauty contest in Tokyo this week.

Hilton and her younger sister, Nicky, each chose one finalist for the Miss Universe Japan contest Tuesday. A dozen or so more will be selected next month.

"I love Tokyo," Hilton said. "The shopping is great."

Hilton has promised to improve her bad-girl image since she finished a jail term in June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. She had announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda this month for the Playing for Good Foundation but later decided to postpone the trip.

I guess shopping in Rwanda isn't all that great!

Man steals car hits tree: Big News In Australia. Both live.

Paying respects to the dead only leads to jail.

A nationwide crackdown on gangs was launched on Tuesday morning and 931 alleged gangsters had been arrested by yesterday morning, the National Police Agency (NPA) said yesterday.

Twenty-two gang bosses, 201 gang members and 708 other gangsters were arrested in the crackdown, the agency said in a statement.

The crackdown came on the eve of the funeral for Bamboo Union gang leader Chen Chi-li (陳啟禮) today. Chen died of pancreatic cancer in Hong Kong on Oct. 4.

The police agency said the Bamboo Union was the main target of the crackdown, and six leaders of the gang's branches had been apprehended.

Alleged branch leader Chang Wei-an (張維安) and eight of his alleged gang members were arrested yesterday for selling drugs in Ilan County.

Never underestimate the power of death.

Bush ignorant of history: Karat

Special Correspondent

NEW DELHI: Communist Party of India (Marxist) general secretary Prakash Karat said on Wednesday it was “foolish” of U.S. President George Bush to have compared Lenin with Hitler.

Mr. Karat was reacting to remarks made by Mr. Bush a few days ago, where the U.S. President drew comparisons between Lenin, Hitler and Osama bin Laden. “It was foolish for him [George Bush] to have compared Lenin with Hitler or Osama bin Laden. It only shows that he is ignorant of history.”

Bush ignorant of history? George Bush is ignorant on every subject including life, liberty and happiness.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Asian News This Week

Casting a larger net this week in looking at what's been happing around the rest of Asia.



Monday October 1
Japan switches on earthquake warning system
The system, which has been tested for more than a year, went into operation at 9a.m. local time and is operated by the Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA). It links together about 1,000 seismographs throughout Japan with a fast network and computing to calculate the location and strength of an earthquake within a few seconds of it occurring. The seismographs measure the weak but fast moving primary waves from an earthquake. These are followed by secondary waves, which move at about half the speed but which are much more destructive. The system attempts to beat the arrival of the secondary waves and provide a warning that strong shaking is about to occur.

How much warning people have will depend on how far they are from the earthquake.


Wednesday October 3

Minshuto lawmaker's support group reported ¥178 million in expenses for an unused main office

A support group of Kozo Watanabe, the top adviser to the main opposition party, listed a relative's apartment as the group's main office for 12 years and reported 178 million yen ($1.5 million) in operating expenses. The apartment, however, was never used by the group, sources said.

The group, Shinjidai no Kai (new era group), reported to the internal affairs ministry that the apartment in Tokyo's Shinjuku Ward where Watanabe's nephew, Yuhei Sato, lived, was its main office between 1993 and 2004, according to sources.


Afghan deployment proving unpopular
Half of Australians oppose the troop deployment to Afghanistan, according to a new poll to be released in Sydney today, leaving both sides of politics off-side with public opinion.

While Labor's promise to pull combat troops out of Iraq is more in tune with public attitudes - 64 per cent of people now oppose Australia's military contribution to the occupation


From guns to greetings: Defrosting China's borders
On the winding Heilongjiang River, China's northeast border with Russia, Chinese soldiers ride in blue patrol boats, passing Russian houses on the other bank so swiftly that they soon look like matchboxes.

Patrolling the river is now routine, but it was unimaginable when relations between the two nations were strained.

"The border was once marked with barbed wire and dotted with blockhouses. Cannons were positioned against each other.


Thursday October 4

DPP asks president to serve as party chairman
By Flora Wang
STAFF REPORTER
The Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) Central Standing Committee yesterday settled on President Chen Shui-bian (陳水扁) as the next party chairman.

Presidential Office Secretary-General Yeh Chu-lan (葉菊蘭), who presided over the meeting, told reporters that the committee agreed unanimously to urge the president to double as party chairman.

Yeh said the party would hold an extraordinary Central Executive Committee meeting tomorrow to make the nomination official.


Cayetano: Guinness award for Jamby's rumor-based rap

Sen. Ana Consuelo "Jamby" Madrigal should get no less than a "Guinness Book of World Records" for threatening to file an ethics complaint based on mere text messages and rumors, the chairman of the Senate Blue Ribbon committee said Thursday.

“Again that was a text message and Sen. Jamby should be given an award by the Guinness Book of World Records for the only senator to want to file an ethics case based on a text message and ‘chismis’ (gossip)," Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano said.



Clubs 'treat' police to ensure smooth business

Hadi Mahmud, The Jakarta Post, Jakarta

Restrictions on operating hours imposed on Jakarta's entertainment centers during Ramadhan and concerns of raids by Islamic groups have prompted owners to strengthen relations with the authorities to ensure smooth business.

"We just want to have a safe business environment during Ramadhan. It's essential that we maintain good relations with the authorities," Eva, a spokeswoman for Club 10 Executive Karaoke Club, told The Jakarta Post last week.


Friday October 5

Little expected from UPA-Left panel's 3rd meet
NEW DELHI: The UPA-Left panel will hold its third round of discussion on the Indo-US nuclear deal on Friday with faultlines drawn sharper than before, and amid clear indication that CPM representatives would ask the government for a categorical response if it intends to hold safeguards negotiations with IAEA.


This article is from a Sri Lankan newspaper which has ties to the LTTE.
Recognize Tamil sovereignty’ – LTTE urges world
Tamil Guardian 26 September 2007 Print ArticleE-mail ArticleFeedback On Article
Pointing to the ‘genocidal war’ the Sinhala-dominated state is waging against the Tamils of Sri Lanka, the Liberation Tigers this week urged the international community to “recognise the sovereignty of the Tamil people, and support the peace process in accordance with this principle.”

The world should “provide appropriate opportunities to the Tamil people to express their aspirations, as have been given to the people of East Timor and Kosovo,” the LTTE also said.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Second Korean Summit

Kim Dae-jong met Kim Jon-il in June of 2000 in what became the first and only meeting between the leaders of that divided country. Whilst Kim Jong-il promised a reciprocal visit to the South that meeting never took place. Kim's successor Roh Moo-hyun is on the threshold of a second summit a little more than 5 months before he will leave office in February of 2008 by walking across the Demilitarized Zone into North Korea. Becoming the first President of South Korea to do so.

That first meeting came about because of Kim Dae-jong's willingness to view North Korea and its leaders as something more than a pariah state. President Kim sought a new approach one he called the Sunshine Policy. He believed that it was better to engage the North Koreans in ways that would ease tensions between the two Korea's rather than continuing with Cold War policies in place since the end of the Second World War which had resulted in overt and covert confrontations, but in terms of policy lead nowhere. Kim's Sunshine Policy had three tenants

# No armed provocation by the North will be tolerated.
# The South will not attempt to absorb the North in any way.
# The South actively seeks cooperation.


Dealings with North Korea are never straight forward and always difficult especially when armed engagements take place as happened in 2002 when elements from both navies became involved in a shooting incident which left 5 South Korean sailors dead. Or when the Bush administration accused the North of being part of an Axis of Evil which lead the North Koreans to break-off all contact with the South. North Korea's withdrawal Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty resulted in the emergence of the Six Party Talks consisting of North and South Korea, Russia, China, Japan and the United States. The Six Party Talks resulted in little being accomplished until the North Koreans test fired an underground nuclear device October 9, 2006. Talks resumed in December of 2006 with an agreement being reached on February 13, 2007 which on its face brought back the basic tenants of the Agreed Framework which was negotiated by the Clinton administration.

Will this summit result in any tangible agreements between the Korea's? Interactions between the two countries have really been a one way street. Every step forward has resulted from the South's willingness to provide North Korea with huge amounts of economic and humanitarian aide which in actual policy terms has resulted in very little being given back. So is the summit a waste of time?
If one were to look at it from the perspective of a Westerner you would logically conclude that this summit will only result in the South Koreans providing further aide to the North getting nothing in return. Yet a Korean would tell you just the opposite stating that they are one people and one nation and that it is their obligation to help their fellow countrymen as well as to further ease tensions between the two adversaries.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Rocks, Alan Greenspan and the News From Japan

Tuesday September 18

He may be the underdog in the race to become prime minister, but with his love of comic books and streetwise talk of pop culture, Taro Aso has plenty of support among Japan's disillusioned youth.
"Aso understands the youth culture," said 16-year-old Riku Shimoda, one of those who turned out to hear the two candidates vying to replace Shinzo Abe stump for votes in the neon-infested, teeny-bopper haven of Shibuya.

If one were watch the usual campaign rally in Japan 85% of those attending are middle aged or older. So its unusual for a candidate to attract any interest from the younger generation.

WASHINGTON — Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, in his new book published Monday, blames the Japanese government for causing a decade-long economic quagmire that followed the burst of an economic bubble in the early 1990s. In "The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World," he says Tokyo's reluctance to take bold action to resolve the bad-loan problems at Japanese banks, such as liquidating the assets of doomed banks, was more for "cultural" reasons than "economic" ones.

I know many people admire Alan Greenspan. However anyone with a rock rolling around inside their head could have told you that the economic malaise was the fault of Japanese government policy.

Theatrics must exit the political stage
Telegenic, a word often used in the United States to describe politicians, can hardly be used for Yasuo Fukuda and Taro Aso in the election to pick a new Liberal Democratic Party president.

Six years ago, Junichiro Koizumi heightened his popularity by screaming, "I will destroy the LDP."

A year ago, Shinzo Abe used his youth to gain similar popularity.

Who are these people kidding. Japanese politics could use more theatrics not less. Most Japanese politician's have all the charisma of white bread.



Wednesday September 19

Cops to offer ¥100,000 for tips that catch sex traffickers
The National Police Agency will start offering rewards of up to ¥100,000 from Oct. 1 for information leading to the arrest of anyone forcing minors or foreigners to be prostitutes or hostesses, officials said.

The campaign is being carried out in conjunction with Guardian Angels Japan Inc., a nonprofit organization of public security volunteers. The red-capped Guardian Angels will be in charge of accepting tips via a toll-free number, and the police are calling on the public to contribute anonymously, if necessary.

This is a policy which should have been implemented a long time ago. This particular case will show you why. Lucie Blackman disappeared in July of 2000 while working as Bar Hostess in Tokyo. Even though she was reported missing Tokyo Metropolitan Police refused to investigate the case. It wasn't until pressure was applied by the Tony Blair's government that the police started to investigate.




HIRATSUKA, Kanagawa Prefecture--Surfers rescued two boys from drowning but could not save a third at a dangerous spot off a beach in the Shonan area over the long weekend.

The surfers jumped into the water to pull out the kids in two separate incidents at the same place.

On Sunday, Yukio Sakuma, 47, and Hendrik Boschen, 29, a German company employee from Oiso, Kanagawa Prefecture, pulled two elementary school boys from the surf at a beach in the Togahara part of Hiratsuka near the mouth of the Hanamizugawa river.


3 newspapers ordered to pay libel damages

Wednesday, September 19, 2007 at 07:12 EDT

TOKYO — The Tokyo District Court on Tuesday ordered three vernacular newspaper publishers to pay libel damages of up to 1.65 million yen to a physician for publishing a story distributed in July 2002 by Kyodo News but the court rejected the doctor's demand for damages from the news agency, citing "considerable reasons for misreporting the facts."


TV Timer: TV commentators declare open season on ailing prime minister


Thursday September 20

Ratio for education spending dismal
Government spending in Japan on education was about 3.5 percent of the nation's gross domestic

product in 2004, the secondlowest ratio among advanced nations next to Greece, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.

When spending by parents and students was included, Japan's ratio was the fifth lowest.


NOVA looks to shut down schools amid financial crisis

Major English language teaching chain NOVA is considering shutting down a large number of schools, it emerged on Thursday.

NOVA's income from lesson fees has decreased since the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry issued the language school a partial business suspension order over its practices. Because of this, the school is apparently pushing for a turnaround, hoping to cut costs by trimming and merging unprofitable schools.

They conveniently left out the reason why NOVA was nailed in the first place. Prospective students are asked to fill out an introduction card. Unbeknown-est to the students NOVA was using these cards as signed contracts.

Niigata nuke plant rooftop catches fire

Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 15:26 EDT

NIIGATA — A small fire broke out Thursday morning from a power cable of a makeshift air conditioner on the roof of the quake-hit Kashiwazaki-Kariwa nuclear power plant in Niigata Prefecture, Tokyo Electric Power Co said. It said no one was injured and there were no radiation leaks.

Another sign of safety first

Friday September 21

The Social Insurance Agency has revealed more embezzlement cases of pension funds--and more cases of the perpetrators being let off the hook.

The agency said Wednesday its investigation uncovered 47 new cases of pension premiums embezzled by municipal government employees, bringing the number to 95 from 48 reported earlier this month.

The total amount of money embezzled by municipal workers increased by about 27 million yen to about 228 million yen, the agency said.

All the crime and very little punishment

Game makers in marketing joust at Chiba expo

By SHINICHI TERADA
Staff writer

CHIBA — Tokyo Game Show, one of the world's largest gaming events, opened Thursday with the participation of a record number of Japanese and overseas firms — an indication that the industry is ready to take advantage of a brisk market boosted by the popularity of Nintendo Co.'s Wii console and dual touch-screen DS portable machine.


Sexperts tout erotic image training as the secret to a beautiful mind
Sex advisors for women have recently changed tack, going from counseling about detailed techniques such as how to achieve orgasm, to recommending they carry out some erotic image training, according to Spa! (9/25).

Advisors in publications like the recently released sex manual "Girl's Side Book" by the intriguingly-monikered "Pink Sensei" are offering detailed advice on the steps women need to take to imagine what a romp would be like before it happens, then how to make that fantasy materialize.


One from China
Nearly 500 school children in Fugong, Yunnan Province, China have to cross the often raging Nujiang River each day to get to school. The only problem is that there is no bridge.

And you thought your trip to school was an adventure.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Cartoons aid US lynch mob mentality of Iran

The following commentary was published in todays Asia Times.

Here is a clue why, despite billions spent by Washington on its global public relations campaign, the image of "ugly Americans" still persists in many part of the world, particularly the Muslim world. Just look at the vicious demonization of Iran and everything Iranian in Hollywood, the US media and, of course, the political rhetoric of American politicians.

A distasteful odor of hate ideology, repelling rational thought, is discernible everywhere, with Iran-bashing in vogue and evincing the darker side of US political culture, ie, the imperialist, xenophobic, intolerant and repressive sentiment of politicians and media pundits toward Iran.

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