This Week With Anpanman For President

All hell broke loose this week when, Apanman that rich cultural elitist ditched the Scoopy Van for an airplane and a seat in first class. He even carried his own luggage.

Pearls were clutched and fainting sofas were called for.

Meanwhile people were wondering which billionaire would throw enough cash at a chosen candidate to insure their rights aren't trampled upon.    Or to purchase the best government money can buy.

Remember Apanman's campaign slogan

Government For The Corporation, By The Corporation of the Corporation.

Long Live Greed!

This Week With Anpanman For President

This week found Anpanman on the road in Iowa cruising around in his  Scoopy Van

meetin and greetin the voters of that state with the press

chasing after it like it was the winning lottery number.


As with any campaign food is needed to sustain ones energy.  So a side trip to the local Chipotle was called for.  Anpanman   had a

  

and was accused by a Fox News presenter of pandering to the "It's not real Mexican food voter."

Tune in next week:  When the Scoopy Van accidently on purpose runs over the press corp.

This Week With Anpanman For President

Welcome to this week with Anpanman the front runner in the race to be the next President of the United States.





Anpanman is leading in the polls do to his superior intellect which he achieved by having a perfectly round head. Having been trapped there by centrifugal force and what a force it is. He can fly. Can your candidate? I think not. Does your candidates name come from the Spanish for bread of course not because your candidate has a real name. Whatever that may be. Did Anpanman vote against creating slided bread before he decided he was for it? How should I know he's a Japanese anime character.

Has Anpanman created controversy? Yes. When he accused Doraemon of being a blue robot cat without ears



Which, while completely true Anpanman was just playing to his wilded eyed base of blue cats with no ears haters.

If Anpanman becomes President of the United States what will he do for you the voting public?

Anime for all. Whether you want it or not

Sliced bread in all shapes and sizes

He will flip and flop with the best of them

Joining the Joe Lieberman party of one is out

Bill O'Reilly will be Secretary of Culture Wars After all we have to stop those attacks on Valentines Day

Anpanman will only get his news from his ardent supporters: Because it
will make him and you feel good

Anpanman for President because anyone else is just too real.