Little did you know that Cup Cakes are dangerous weapons so dangerous that a U.S. Transportation Security Agent acting in the name of public safety at Las Vegas's McCarran International Airport confiscated the Cup Cake of mass destruction thereby thwarting a terrorist act by said Cup Cake which was learned later to be an Al Qaeda operative. It's fortunate that this Cup Cake or terror incident hadn't occurred during the Bush administration. Vice President Dick Cheney would have been forced to hide in an undisclosed location masquerader as a gingerbread house. Given that administrations loathing of the liberal U.S. state of Massachusetts an invasion by the coalition of willing would have inevitable. Of course many months of lying about how dangerous these Cup Cakes were would have necessary. Like chocolate my taste good but could lead to acne or even love. Only terrorists eat Cup Cakes real freedom loving Americans eat full sized cakes. Of course all Cup Cakes would have to receive indefinite detention.
'Civil liberties'
According to Hains, he told her its frosting was enough like a gel to violate TSA restrictions on allowing liquids and gels onto flights to prevent them from being used as explosives.
"I just thought this was terrible logic," Hains said Friday.
Hains said the agent didn't seem concerned that the red velvet cupcake, which was packaged in an 8-ounce mason jar, could actually be explosive, just that it fit some bureaucratic definition about what was prohibited.
'Civil liberties'
"It's not really about the cupcake; I can get another cupcake," she added. "It's about an encroachment on civil liberties. We're just building up a resistance and tolerance to all these things they're doing in the name of security, when it's really theater. It is not keeping us safe."
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