That's right North Korea has issued conditions for its return to the negotiating table. What are these conditions and will the other parties involved react?
1. Allow them to import Japanese av movies as these people have no sex lives or else they need training films who knows.
2. Imported high end liquor such as
$350 Bourbon
Evan Williams 23 year old Bourbon tops the bourbon elite with a price tag of $350. It is available only at the distillery.
$10,000 Cognac
The big Cognac houses always seem to one-up each other for the distinction of super-duper-ultra-deluxe-mega-killer-kick-A Cognac. The latest entry is Remy Martin’s venerable Louis XIII’s upscale “Black Pearl,” selling for over $10,000 a bottle. Unlike the regular Louis XIII bottling (about $1500), Black Pearl is blended from 1200 different eau-de-vie raging in age from 40 to 100 years. It’s so exclusive that it’s sold by invitation only. Lowlifes can’t even look at the product at their website without a password. (Oo la la!)
These important items are essential for the continuation
of the Kim family "mafia" dictatorship.
1. Allow them to import Japanese av movies as these people have no sex lives or else they need training films who knows.
2. Imported high end liquor such as
$350 Bourbon
Evan Williams 23 year old Bourbon tops the bourbon elite with a price tag of $350. It is available only at the distillery.
$10,000 Cognac
The big Cognac houses always seem to one-up each other for the distinction of super-duper-ultra-deluxe-mega-killer-kick-A Cognac. The latest entry is Remy Martin’s venerable Louis XIII’s upscale “Black Pearl,” selling for over $10,000 a bottle. Unlike the regular Louis XIII bottling (about $1500), Black Pearl is blended from 1200 different eau-de-vie raging in age from 40 to 100 years. It’s so exclusive that it’s sold by invitation only. Lowlifes can’t even look at the product at their website without a password. (Oo la la!)
These important items are essential for the continuation
of the Kim family "mafia" dictatorship.
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