North Korea- A Year In Threats

For North Korea the issuance of  threats against its perceived enemies is nothing new. While most, if not all their threats border on the absurd every once in awhile they manage to get creative. Well not really.
 
These are some of the threats issued by North Korea this past year:

 

The neighbours

The North’s immediate neighbours are a popular target for attacks, with the South, who are within the boundary of short-and medium-range missiles, bearing the brunt. In November, upset about a UN decision to refer North Korea to the International Criminal Court over its human rights record, KCNA put out a series of eight bellicose articles in which they threatened to nuke South Korea’s Blue House. They also called Japan a “political pygmy” and threatened to send the country to the bottom of the sea.

If your going to sink any floating object wouldn't that best be accomplished with a submarine that wasn't a complete rust bucket? 

As for nuking South Korea's Blue House it helps if you can actually do that in order to make the threat credible.

The UNInternational organisations did not escape. The North threatened a nuclear attack ahead of a UN vote on whether to to refer the country to the ICC. After the vote was passed the North declared the motion “grave political provocation”orchestrated by the US, although it was drafted by the UN and the European Union. Pyongyang then organised mass protests in Kim Il-sung square, accusing the UN of relying on trumped-up allegations by defectors backed by the US and other countries seeking to overthrow its ruling regime.

They keep issuing the same threats shouldn't they get a little more creative.  If you're going be bellicose say something like this.  We'll have your insignificant life force sucked into a blackhole constructed by the Borg.    A more alarming threat, and would be considered a war crime they'll force you watch reruns of Sarah Palin's various reality  TV programs.

Plants

A Christmas tree also became diplomatic sore spot, as plans by a South Korean Christian group to rebuild an illuminated installation, three miles from the atheist North’s border, were shelved. North Korea had called it a “symbol of frantic anti-North confrontation rackets” aimed at aggravating “extreme tension” between the two Koreas. They warned of a “catastrophic impact” if the reconstruction was to go ahead, leaving some living near the tower site in Gimpo to raise concerns about their safety

Fox News would be the best ones to handle this abomination what with the war on christmas being waged by those atheist devils on  the left.