Kim-Jong Cheese Eater Is Back

That's right the Dictator of Swiss Cheese has emerged from his whey induced coma and once again is threatening to rain down fire, volcano's or cheese  upon the world. As to the weapon of choice? That's up to you.

With that walking stick in hand his generals are really living in fear of a swift one to the backside. Or, in moment of real anger a cuff to the head.

State media on Tuesday reported that Kim, who had not been seen in public for nearly six weeks, made an inspection tour of a newly-built housing complex in Pyongyang and a science institute.

The front page of the ruling party newspaper Rodong Sinmun was mostly taken up with a large close-up portrait of a smiling Kim, photographed from the waist upwards.

The daily carried smaller, full-length photos showing Kim leaning on a black walking stick in his left hand as he toured the residential complex built for scientists working on North Korea's satellite programme.