Friday, May 1, 2020

Questions And Answers Friday May 1

Question: Who calls armed failures storming a state capital very good people?
Answer: Why wannabe dictator and Kim-Jong un lover Fat Donnie Trump.

Question: Coronavirus; where did it come from?
Answer: Right wing conspiracy theorists will tell you it was manufactured at a lab in Wuhan. Or, it was created by the Democratic party with an assist from the Chinese government. Why? So Dotard The First wouldn't be reelected.

Question: In which country would a person spend more than a week in jail for 0.025 grams of pot?
Answer: Japan were they use electron microscopes to fight the evils of pot.


Question: Are you 99% sure or just guessing?
Answer: Yet another clairvoyant claims to know what has happened to Kim-Jong un.

Question: What asshole would boast that our Death Totals...Really Very Strong,Very Strong?
Answer: That was rhetorical. As only Joseph Stalin or the Orange Shitgibbon would make such a claim   

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