Sunday, May 17, 2020

Questions And Answers Sunday 17 May

Question: What's the best way to focus the spot light on your utter incompetence?
Answer: If you're Donald Trump you call former President Obama incompetent.

Question: Does magic really exist?
Answer: Apparently it does according to Eric Trump. (Is he Uday  or Qusay?) His intellect snatched from a Box of Cracker Jacks announced on Fox News that the coronavirus would magically disappear by summer.

Question: Busy politicians should engage in what activity during parliamentary debate?
Answer:   Watch crocodile videos in the Japanese Diet. 

Question: Is Donald Trump the racist white nationalist that he claims no to be?
Answer: Yes, as only a racist white nationalist would retweet the tweet of a racist white nationalist.

 Question: How do you cause rightwing heads to explode?
Answer:  Invite Greta Thunberg to participate on a discussion of the coronavirus. After all those her age might actually listen to the advise of experts on the panel.  

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