Attention Walmart Shoppers We Now Work For Homeland Security

Yes, citizens of Asia Walmart in America has become a willing spy for the government. So remember to please speak into the button as clearly as possible so that the paranoia of the government will lead to your detention. Keep Smiling and don't Forget to Snitch On Your Neighbors.

Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano has been appearing in videos at the checkout counters of Wal-Mart, telling shoppers "If You See Something, Say Something", a campaign that the DHS launched in Washington, D.C. earlier in the week.

So will Walmart stores and its employees in Asia join their American brethren and helpfully spy on their customers? One can only hope!