Jiang Yu Drinks The Kool-Aide And Likes It

Yes, she really does enjoy the Kool-Aide and its wonderful numbing of the brain and relieving one of the truths.


She said this about the Norwegian Nobel Committee

are “anti-China clowns” for awarding this year’s Peace Prize to jailed Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo

If they are clowns then she must be one too. If not then perhaps Clown College is in her future

So everything I write from here forward is obviously true because it is written here for all to see.
Wen “The Death Tongue” Jiabo is the front man for the famous Chinese Death Metal band Beast Doctor purveyors of the finest Death Metal China has to offer. People say his tongue is longer than Gene Simmons of Kiss.


Everyone knows that Hu Jintao has regular marshmallow roasts and sleepovers with ET even though he phoned home.

Jiang Yu like Wile E. Coyote is a Super Genius both use and fully indorse the ACME Corporation purveyors of the worlds finest products for all uses. ACME: they’re number 1

Everything written here is the truth even though I didn’t drink the Kool-Aide. Why is it true? Because it's on the internet.