North Korea Issues Statement Saying They Want To Play Nice

South Korea issues statement involving loud rude nosies. Followed by a Rep Wilson "You Lie" and Does anyone still sit with you in the Communists Dictators Cafeteria?
The North responded with You'll burn in the everlasting fires of Hades if we only knew what that was. Adding that we know who your "Puppet Master" really is and if your not careful we'll force you to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney and we all know what happened the last time.

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea called Wednesday for "unconditional and early" talks with rival South Korea to put an end to months of tensions. Seoul quickly dismissed the offer as insincere and said it's waiting for an apology for two deadly attacks blamed on Pyongyang.
It's rare for North Korea to issue such a statement addressed to South Korea and it came as the U.S. envoy on the North was in the region to discuss the standoff. Earlier in the day, Stephen Bosworth sought to calm fears of conflict on the peninsula.
Tensions between the two Koreas have been at their highest level in years since North Korea showered artillery on a South Korean-held island near their disputed maritime border in November, killing four South Koreans. The attack was the first on a civilian area since the 1950-53 Korean War, and occurred in waters not far from the spot where a torpedo sank a South Korean warship eight months early, killing 46 sailors.