Al Qaida opens a complaint department: Good luck with that.
First it was bureaucratic requests for paperwork to be completed correctly, now Al-Qaeda has created a complaints department.
In an apparent move to demonstrate how it is willing to participate in free government, the militant group has announced its headquarters in north-eastern Syria will be open for business to anyone who has a complaint.
"Any one who might have a complaint against any element of the Islamic state, whether the Emir or an ordinary soldier, can come and submit their complaint in any headquarters building of the Islamic state," the notice said, according to the Telegraph.
I would like to meet that brave indiviual who's willing to complain.
Two people whom you've never heard of are getting married.
Swansea City soccer star Ki Sung-yueng and actress Han Hye-jin are going all-out for the couple’s upcoming wedding ceremony next month. The two will hold a private ceremony at the Grand InterContinental Seoul Parnas, where they reportedly shelled out around 79 million won ($70,000) for the venue.
Ki first met Han, who is eight years his senior, at a charity soccer event hosted in Vietnam two years ago. The couple met once again on a local talk show a year later and made their relationship public in March this year.
Because they are supposedly rich and famous they must spend an insane amount of money to achive marritial bliss
Your friendly neigborhood crocodile comes for a chat.
The crocodile population of tropical Australia has exploded in recent decades. How are people learning to live with the creatures in their back gardens?
From behind a steel fence, a fully-grown adult crocodile - Harold, a heavyweight at 4.6m (15ft) long - peers at me suspiciously.
Despite the security, it is unnerving to be so close to such a fearsome predator, especially one that won't take his eyes off me.
But in Australia's Northern Territory, armour-plated saltwater crocodiles like Harold are thriving in creeks, rivers and swamps.
Remember you're no Crocodile Dundee
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